Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won’t crack up over this! I
was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell
me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only
just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have
any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t
going to be able to make the full effort. So, I
rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a
few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you
do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room
and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles
away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond. After
the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of
the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school
when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the
bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?” I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.” Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.
