Be straightforward
Get to the point
Use the “Michael Cera” approach
Don’t be afraid to offer a little help
Give them the Patrick treatment
Go to sleep
Send pictures of Aaron Carter
Say you’re 9 years old
Don’t fall for this excuse
Stay silent
Just say nothing — they’re already embarrassing themselves
Ask the magic conch
Use a little Photoshop magic
Show them the error of their ways
Bust out some Cat Facts
Get out of there as fast as you can
Say you’re busy
Be honest
And if all else fails, bust out a “K”