How To Avoid Talking To A HUGE Creep

Be straightforward

Get to the point

Use the “Michael Cera” approach

Don’t be afraid to offer a little help

Give them the Patrick treatment

Go to sleep

Send pictures of Aaron Carter

Say you’re 9 years old

Don’t fall for this excuse

Stay silent

Just say nothing — they’re already embarrassing themselves

Ask the magic conch

Use a little Photoshop magic

Show them the error of their ways

Bust out some Cat Facts

Get out of there as fast as you can

Say you’re busy

Be honest

And if all else fails, bust out a “K”

Always works.

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