JOKE OF THE DAY
A man left for work one
Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed
out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire
pay check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was
confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours
with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the
nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn’t see
me for two or three days?” To which he replied. “That would be fine
with me.”
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
The moral of the story? Don’t piss off a woman!
(tee hee)