Funny Quotes

 

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra