16 Signs You Work For A Corporation

1. You dread the awkward elevator conversations every morning

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2. Your calendar looks like this

Your calendar looks like this
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3. So you create fake meetings where you can actually get shit done

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4. No one says “Hi” to each other

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5. You hide in the bathroom when you need a break from pretending to work

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6. You’re nice to the IT guy even though he’s a jerk

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7. The free coffee sucks but is crucial for survival

The free coffee sucks but is crucial for survival

8. You shamelessly eat leftover scraps from other people’s meetings

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9. And always eat lunch at your desk. Alone.

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10. You have at least one “Reply All” regret

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11. You have a new boss every two months who has no idea what you do

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12. But you don’t know what they do either

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13. To kill time, you’ve played mindless games, like counting how many times you blink per minute

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14. You can’t believe that faxing stuff is still a thing

You can't believe that faxing stuff is still a thing
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15. Remote workers basically don’t exist

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