A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"No silly!" the blonde said.
"First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00
for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then
I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get
my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then
I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud
noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."