For two years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
of money to go to Italy and secretly have the child. If she stayed in
Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18.
She
agreed, but asked how would he know when the baby was born. To keep it
discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.
One day, nine months later, he come home to his confused wife. “Honey!”, she said “you received a very strange post card today.”
He said ‘just give it to me and I will explain later’. She watched as he read the card, turned white and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Three with meatballs, two without…send extra sauce.